That Hypno Show - Gerard V - Stage Hypnotist New Zealand & Australia

Another bogus claim I found on the web.  This is just the same as “Easy scripts to put anyone in a trance . . . . instantly! ” Isn’t it? But adding “insanely effective” and “normal conversation”.

I don’t know about you but although I am boring at times, I wouldn’t generally think that putting people to sleep constitutes normal conversation.  But then again, I’m not normal either.

That aside, these are “insanely effective”.  Is this just advertising hyperbole, or is the author suggesting that you have to be insane to use them, or that your candidate must be insane.  Or just that you’d have to be insane to believe this b******t.

So if we believe these claims then there are people going around instantly hypnotizing others conversationally and then, well, what?  How come there’s no evidence anywhere, on camera, during crimes?  Maybe it explains all those pretty women who went out walking with gorilla’s when I was young (thank you Joe Jackson).  Could these people be so good that they have mind wiped (and camera wiped) all witnesses and are secretly running the world.  While we all believe that they don’t exist.  Well I am convinced.  I believe that they don’t exist.

Oh, and as for the pretty women thing.  Yup, there must be a target market made up of the penis enlarging viagra quaffing male sex pheromone purchasing losers who’d think that this might finally get them laid.  They keep advertising, so someone must be buying this junk.  I shudder to think.