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| Sat, Nov 29th, 2008, @7:00pm - 10:00PM Wanstead Polo Club - Waipukurau (Central Hawkes Bay) |
| JayDee's Top Ten List on how to know if your Career as a Stage Hypnotist is Skyrocketing |
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1) You go on AFTER the Elvis impersonator 2) People say your show is the best they have ever seen. You find out it is THE only show they've ever seen 3) You are happy to get a hotel upgrade and stay at a Super 8 4) People approach you after the show and want you to instantly cure them of all their problems 5) You get to eat at the concession stand for free 6) Some people will not look into your eyes for fear of "Being in your power" 7) Your dressing room is a broom closet with a paper sign on it with your name printed in crayon on it. 8) After the show most people forget who you are, as opposed to before the show when they did not know either 9) Your best ally in a show is a mascot dressed as a pita bread 10) You get people buying you drinks, which you would love to accept, but you have to drive to the next gig that night
[ Original material from Jaydee ]
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